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Found on the Alchemy61 Yahoo! Group:

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There is a story about Jesus in the Talmud.

Jesus, Peter and Judas were traveling from Samara to Jerusalem. It got late and they only had one little chicken. They decided that the one who had the best dream over night could eat the whole chicken in the morning.

Morning came and Peter said, "I think I had the best dream. I dreamed that I was the founder of the great Roman Catholic Church who would conquer the world". (They actually did. The Brittish became their regent through the Crown Temple, and around 1900 every country in the world was either a Brittish colony or it's governmet was controled through its secret society. And, they still own America. Wars? War games, selling arms to both sides to enrich their treasury. Deaths? Malthusian cleansing.)

Jesus said, "No one could have had a better dream than me. I dreamed I was the Son of God and sat at the right hand of God to judge the living and the dead".

Judas said, "I dreamed I got up and ate the chicken.

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And he probably did.

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